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Some of my fave bits from him:

I thought I knew who I was marrying thirteen years ago, but after three kids and hormone changes, I do not know who I am waking up with from one day to the next. It’s like spinning a big mood wheel, you know, *mimes spinning big wheel*. "Come on happy, happy, happy, sad, happy, sad, horny, horny, horny, aw, bitchy, shit! I don’t want bitchy!" Horny’s the tiniest little slit on the wheel. It’s like the Italy trip on Wheel of Fortune. Nobody ever goes to Italy.

They always tell you, take a good, long look at your wife’s mother, cause that’s what she’s gonna look like, that’s what she’s gonna act like. And if that’s the case, I am fucked!

You know, the reason you get married to somebody's because you have fun with that person. "You're fun, I like you, we're fun, we have fun together, let's get married." You get married, she gets pregnant, and fun starts packing its shit. "Where you going fun?" "Nowhere, just kinda getting some stuff together." Then one day, fun just goes, "Fuck it!" and takes off. "Come back fun!"  He's like, "Fuck you, married guy!" "Shit!"




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Well, Robert and I went to CountryFest yesterday! The opening bands sucked, but Dierks was WICKED AWESOME. Love him. ^^ But just as he was finishing up, it began to rain and lightning, so we didn't stay for Sugarland, neither did most other people. We went to Cici's for dinner, then went home. I'll post pics when he gives them to me.


Well, y'all have to check this out:

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It's soooo awesome!!

And, Animator vs Animation

I giggled. Profusely.

Anyway, if y'all have anything you want to see me write, let me know. ^^



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Okay, I have made a big decision. I am now going to be a writer for a living. w00t. To immerse myself, I am taking commissions. Got an idea, a story idea you like but don't have the writing itch? Let me know, and I'll write it for you! *Sidenote:Shane, I have honestly forgotton what the story was about, but if you could message me, I will start it real soon.*

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Okay, I;ve been holding pretty true to my quota of at least a poem a day. :fingers crossed: Enjoy!!!



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So it's my birthday tomorrow!! I will be *coughsmothercough*. :grin: Well, that's about it. ^^

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