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Some of my fave bits from him:

I thought I knew who I was marrying thirteen years ago, but after three kids and hormone changes, I do not know who I am waking up with from one day to the next. It’s like spinning a big mood wheel, you know, *mimes spinning big wheel*. "Come on happy, happy, happy, sad, happy, sad, horny, horny, horny, aw, bitchy, shit! I don’t want bitchy!" Horny’s the tiniest little slit on the wheel. It’s like the Italy trip on Wheel of Fortune. Nobody ever goes to Italy.

They always tell you, take a good, long look at your wife’s mother, cause that’s what she’s gonna look like, that’s what she’s gonna act like. And if that’s the case, I am fucked!

You know, the reason you get married to somebody's because you have fun with that person. "You're fun, I like you, we're fun, we have fun together, let's get married." You get married, she gets pregnant, and fun starts packing its shit. "Where you going fun?" "Nowhere, just kinda getting some stuff together." Then one day, fun just goes, "Fuck it!" and takes off. "Come back fun!"  He's like, "Fuck you, married guy!" "Shit!"


People I Watch
:heart::iconredneckrebelplyr::heart: My fiancee!!
:icon1robin-lover1::iconaskerian::icondreameyce::iconbkg-lessthanthree::icondahlig::iconcs-chan::iconddriana::icondrowningbywords: :iconextremely-shitified::icongabzillaz::icongejimayo::icongirltripped::icongokuluver::iconhellfirediva::iconinspirational-dreams::iconirukasdove:

Clubs I Founded:
:iconsheltielovers: Come join us if you love Shelties!!

Clubs I Belong To

Clubs Pending Acceptance:

My WONDERFUL Watchers!!!
Thank you to the awesome people who watch me!!!! :heart::love::heart:

  • Listening to: All Around Me by Flyleaf
  • Reading: Midnight In Death
  • Watching: Rodney Carrington
  • Playing: iQuiz
  • Eating: Steak, yum!
  • Drinking: Sweet iced tea, what else?


United States
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small, and Large.
Favourite genre of music: Country, classical, rock, 80's, 90's
Favourite photographer: My mother (
Operating System: Anything but Vista or as I like to call it, "The OS from Hell"
Wallpaper of choice: Varies
Favourite cartoon character: Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Personal Quote: Violins play the voice of our souls... -Me


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Aqua-Blade Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav!
behindthesofa Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Thanks for the favourite :D
BLUEamnesiac Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for fav'ing Evolution of Link's Sword. :iconlinklaplz:
likelikes Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Hello! thank you so much! im so happy you liked some of the zelda stuff i did :D
i hope your day is most excellent! take care!
JawbreakerCherri Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fav :D
Fire-Scorpion Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the [link] fav... :hug:
katarina Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010   Traditional Artist
A belated thanks for the :+fav: ^_^
Mattiello Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2010  Professional Writer
Thank you so much for the fave! I truly appreciate your support! :highfive:
harrimaniac27 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!! :D
SunburntX Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010   General Artist
Thank you for the :+fav:. :wave:
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